By: Jared Ford West Virginia "Almost Heaven" ironic foreshadowing the minds infected the hearts distracted their attention directed to the new ruler of Heaven new savior of the forgotten There's a new hero in town and her name is Heroine GIVE ME YOUR OPPRESSED and I'll give them Opiates! Oxycontin, or Percocet or Roxys, or Fentanyl! fuss not over the name for the results all the same! an escape from your worries, an escape from your life So come out of that log cabin, Climb aboard this bandwagon! Think not of your wife or the toil and strife of a pressing days labor, half the wage of your neighbor. No need to make amends to deter your fleeing friends. Just frequent the drugstore and I'll settle the score. I'll cleanse their memory from any future reverie. All aboard the Death Wagon, I've got a seat just for you! Herein lies the problem, Heroins guise does blossom: In a la